Don’t Buy This Book!

and other short tales and groupings or collections of words · Dark-humor short story collection · 495 pages (hardcover)

The title says it all for the non-adventurous...

Well, if you purchased this, you obviously paid no mind to the title of the book. There will be a short narrative inside to provide insightful and beneficial reasoning on that particular act, previously just aforementioned. If you think that grammar is bad, just wait until you get to the other three short stories inside. One is about a forgetful guy who crashes on a trippy planet, another is about a couple of broskis making it through an early life of toughness, and the last is about two seafarin’ scallywags who are gambled on by higher powers.

It doesn’t make much sense now, and it probably won’t by the end. Or...I don’t know. The amount of profanity, drug use, violence, sexual situations, and crude humor means that this book isn’t generally meant for a younger crowd. It actually isn’t meant for anyone, based on the title, but you aren’t heeding that anyway, are you? You might as well buy the book and satiate your wicked curiosity.

Inside

• Don’t Buy This Book!
• A Pioneer’s Learning
• Walton and Marian
• A Fight for the Gods

Content note: For adult readers. Profanity, drug use, violence, sexual situations and crude humor.